Expectation:
Reality:
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YESSSSSSS
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HEY ATHEISTS IF WE CAME FROM MONKEYS THEN WHY IS IT ILLEGAL TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM
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I quote this at least once a day
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Jesus take the wheel
I just died
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riley fucking hates this show. thus I make him watch it as often as possible.
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if you were a transformer you’d be
optimus fine
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word.
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I love her.
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River was based on me, honestly. And I have people who will back that up, whedon.
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